They eventually figured it out XD I suppose that if Bill stayed with the Pines, everyone would still be very VERY wary of him, but Dipper would probably be the first to kind of approach him and try to talk to him!
Since Bill doesn’t remember what his old outfit looked like exactly, he recreated them with a new flare!
trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )
“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”
❝ Any object with more than three sides is sinful. ❞
❝ I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. ❞
❝ Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother. ❞
❝ Have we formally met? ❞
❝ On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now. ❞
❝ If I die, I wanna die hugging. ❞
❝ Whoa, sorry – touchy subject. ❞
❝ Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this. ❞
❝ I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper! ❞
❝ That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. ❞
❝ Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. ❞
❝ Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance – totally righteous, bro! ❞
❝ I ate a rat for dinner. ❞
❝ Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking. ❞
❝ You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! ❞
❝ Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch! ❞
❝ I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now? ❞
❝ You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else. ❞
❝ The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. ❞
❝ I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this! ❞
❝ This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme! ❞
❝ For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart. ❞
❝ Your unicorn is being towed. ❞
❝ Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun! ❞
❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞
❝ So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop. ❞
❝ And here I thought today couldn’t get any better! ❞
❝ There are eyes everywhere! ❞
❝ This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack. ❞
❝ Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets! ❞
❝ Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you. ❞
❝ Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. ❞
❝ You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you – I’m scared, too. ❞
❝ We punch what we don’t understand! ❞
❝ Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world. ❞
❝ I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! ❞
❝ You’d fit right in with my freaks! ❞
❝ I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness! ❞
❝ Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me! ❞
❝ Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off. ❞
❝ Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. ❞
❝ Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week? ❞
❝ If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy. ❞
❝ She couldn’t even look me in the eye. ❞
❝ This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation! ❞
❝ Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. ❞
❝ Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros? ❞
❝ Things with one eye are weird! ❞
❝ I was never there for you, but in this world, I can be. ❞
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