I lean more towards Ravenclaw with Dipper

bc they’re twelve/thirteen THEY CAN GO I got so lucky with their ages

all the kids love ford bc he’s wonderful at his job, all the kids love stan bc he’s terrible at his job some kid always ends up crying and “pain is hilarious”

Picking Grenda’s was tricky but the rest just made sense to me tbh

will not stop talking about how the beauxbatons are better than everyone else

Every fandom needs a HP AU

I couldn’t choose whether to make Stan a Hufflepuff or a Slytherin, but in the end the temptation to put one member of the Pines family into every house was too great 😛

In between canon Ford being hell bent on destroying and preventing evil, and canon Stan being pretty reckless, their careers made sense to me (that and the whole “job is jinxed” thing seems very Ford).

EDIT: Also Dipdop’s constellation birthmark on his forehead works conveniently well