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Dipper’s hand dropped to his side as the demon continued to talk, his eyes closing in irritation. He was starting to get a severe headache from all this nonsense, he just wanted to get this whole ordeal over with so he could return to a more peaceful live, even with all the weirdness of Gravity Falls. He didn’t want to be any sort of vessel for Bill, not if it was anything like last time.. But he’d rather he was the one the demon possessed than any of his family. Besides, he couldn’t even get inside Ford’s head, he still had that metal plate inside. Going on planes must be fun for that guy.

“Fine. You need a vessel?.. I’d rather it be me than anyone else. At least then I know what you’re up to,” If Bill managed get inside Mabel’s head, he’d probably crawl inside there himself and rip him right out. He wasn’t about to let anyone else pay for his mistakes.

“If you’re fine with being stuck inside my head, then.. the deal is ready. Anything else you’ve got to tell me before I give you my soul?”

He was being sarcastic, of course, but he was probably going to hell anyway. Making two deals with Bill was certainly going to send him somewhere not too nice in the end, he was sure of it. Besides, it wasn’t as if he was an angel anyway.

“Yeesh, kid, relax. You sure are all doom and gloom. I dont want your soul.” Bill said with a laugh. “It wont be all that bad. I might not even need to actually posses you, there are some alternatives, depending on the situation. We can work out those details later though, since you really seem to be in a hurry to make this deal. What, got a hot date waitin’?” Bill didn’t give him a chance to respond, laughing loudly at his own joke.

“Well, I wont keep you waiting. One deal, coming up!” he held out his hand, letting blue fire cover it once more. “I take care of your murdering creature problem, and when its taken care of, I get a favor from you in return. The favor won’t include possessing or messing around with your family, or possessing you. Deal?”