“Gravity Falls” sentence meme: Weirdmageddon Edition

ask-meme-addicts:

• ❝ _{^{Set the world aflame with your weirdness.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Surrender now, or face my tantrum!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Any object with more than three sides is sinful.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Have we formally met?}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{If I die, I wanna die hugging.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Whoa, sorry – touchy subject.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance – totally righteous, bro!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I ate a rat for dinner.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now?}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Your unicorn is being towed.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{And here I thought today couldn’t get any better!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{There are eyes everywhere!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you – I’m scared, too.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{We punch what we don’t understand!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{You’d fit right in with my freaks!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week?}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{She couldn’t even look me in the eye.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now.}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros?}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{Things with one eye are weird!}} ❞
• ❝ _{^{I was never there for you, but in this world, I can be.}} ❞