I feel like we’re constantly underestimating Stanley Pines

thesnadger:

lobstronomousskeleton:

demona-silverwing:

sonofagrunkle:

Stan is known as “the dumber version” of Stanford

BUT STAN IS HELLA SMART

FOR ONE THING HE INTENTIONALLY PREPARES FOR A MOMENT WHERE HE’D NEED TO PULL OFF A SPECIFIC DICE ROLL

I MEAN HIS PROBLEM-SOLVING THINKING IS CRAZY FAST FOR HIM TO PULL OFF THIS MOVE!!!!

WHAT A FRICKIN GENIUS

STANLEY FRICKING PINES EVERYONE

Let’s just accept the fact that both Stans are geniuses in their own field, and no one is stupid.

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO BE INTELLIGENT

He spent ten years running scams and cons, evading authorities from at least three different countries (and undoubtedly a number of criminal syndicates) forging documents and IDs, and then managed to lay low for thirty years under an assumed identity. Not to mention he single-handed broke into a government facility and made off with like 9 or 10 drums of nuclear waste.

You know what we call someone who does that in real life? A goddamned criminal mastermind.