so does soos have to go back to his shitty tiny break room or
does he go in and awkwardly ask ford like “hey other mr. pines can i hang out in here for my break today” and ford has to be like “uhhh yeah i guess i don’t see why not” and like they both sit there in uncomfortable silence
“so um how are you” says soos
“good.” says ford
“one time i switched bodies with a pig thanks to the carpet that used to be in here”
“…. a pig you say? go on”