Alex Hirsch: How did the Between the Pines go?
Gravity Falls PR Guy: It went great, sir, but the fans are raving.
Alex: They always are. What is it today? Demanding to know Dipper’s name, wondering why I didn’t mention Ford?
PR Guy: Not really, sir, they’re just demanding you let McGucket sing.
Alex:…
Alex: I swear to Moses they do these things just to spite me