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Dipper’s thoughts:

• Oh man, I can’t believe I’m with the author!
• Gosh, I hope no one was looking!
• IS MY FLY DOWN?
• Maybe if I cross my legs, no one will notice!
• Kinda kinda hungry, but I could also not eat.
• DISCO GIRL!
• I should really try out the president’s key some time.
• I could probably rob a bank.
• COMING THROUGH!
• I miss Tyrone!
• That red bathing suit, man!
• WENDY! WENDY! WENDY! WENDY! WENDY!

“I COULD PROBABLY ROB A BANK”

WOW DIPPER